In John’s defense, that guy looks pissed. Pocahontas was like:
“I’m 14 and don’t speak English! Please don’t turn me into an unwilling concubine and forbid me from seeing my parents ever again!”
Because given what I know about how Native Americans were treated his thoughts were “Well, dont want to rape that…”
At least he didn’t get raped like Pocahontas did
The wind is colored red.
It’s actually more of a pink mist.
Mist? It’s pretty foggy, but I don’t think he missed.
slow clap
“Can you paint with all the colors of my brain?”
I’m not aware, was Pocahontas shot like that or is it a post about men hate?
I believe he was going to shoot but stopped when he saw she was a pretty woman. Here’s the scene if you want to see for yourself.
Ohhhh, I see! Thanks!
The fate of this Pocahontas is far far more merciful than the fate of the real one.
Had me really interested for the first few frames.
Damn, near all princess movies would be a disaster, beauty and the beast for example. Maybe “kiss the frog” could work in a gay variant.
Damn
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