Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agoNever forget.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1715
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minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·25 days agoThen at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·25 days agoWhere $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·25 days agoThey’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days agoLike Oreos “Double Stuf” Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·25 days agoNext, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
minus-squareoffendicula@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·25 days agoI laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoThe Marriott in hell has your room reserved
minus-squareiltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·25 days ago“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·25 days agoNah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
They’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
Like Oreos
“Double Stuf”
Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
Next, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
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I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
The Marriott in hell has your room reserved
“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
Ahhh of course it was the Onion