Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1361
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minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·1 month ago3 issues Not standing There are 5 of them Which Jesus?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 month ago#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoThat was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month ago When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up. The same holds true for Martin Sheen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWhen the president stands, nobody sits
minus-squarealterforlett @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoLater that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance. Jesus Christ!
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month ago Which Jesus? Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThe Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) dir: Andrew Adamson
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThis reminds me of a joke: Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoNot only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaycakelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoPlot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
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#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
When the president stands, nobody sits
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
dir: Andrew Adamson
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.