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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

I hope you don't have any plans this evening.

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I hope you don't have any plans this evening.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

    Matthew 24:36.

    RTFM, noob.

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      “Read The Fisherman Matthew”?

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        Read the fucking moom

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          Ride turtles for money

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            Ready Tortellini Featuring Mushrooms

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              Ride the Frigging Mmmrobot

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      Does this imply that the rapture won’t happen on any day any man or angel predicted it, and suggest that these crackpots are either delivering a “no rapture today” message from the Lord Almighty or else embarrassing Her into putting it off?

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      Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!

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      RTFB

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