You have some excellent points
Read the fucking moom
This is very obviously not correct, though it’s funny. The amount of energy, CO2 and waste expended to produce a human skull is astronomical compared to a plastic cup
Different commands on different interfaces. On windows it used to be CTRL but on Linux I’ve found it’s ALT more now
Or ALT+NumberRow to select a tab
Come on, come on, come on now baby…
You ought to be. It’s a struggle meal, not because of the price but because you struggle to keep it down. The noodles feel simultaneously overcooked, limp and somehow grainy. The sauce is virtually flavorless except for a musky odor of nuclear cheese. The consistency of the sauce is like that of milk, and it does not adhere to the noodles. Your bowl will be a nice mix of cold, pallid noodle soup and boiling hot noodle soup.
I saw Obama in 2016 in Elkhart, IN, where he made the infamous “if if if if we…” gaffe. It was a fun speech and the crowd was very energetic.
Go look at a tiny plant sticking out of a sidewalk crack. You’ll feel better
It’s crazy how the first time I read the comic I was fine understanding it but you hacked my brain and now I cannot read that character as a C anymore.
So in other words, the big equation of gravity gives us a formula on one side, and the solution + x on the other, and we have to solve for x (dark matter) but we don’t know how to do it yet
You may want to check your cat for ear mites. Mine used to do that too and she had them pretty bad.
This is great. I literally am taking my morning constitutional at work and took this photo to post here.
Guy was up on a mezzanine installing rubber roofing (I work in an RV factory), suddenly either seized or fainted or had a stroke, nobody’s really sure, fell off the catwalk and landed on his head 19ft below on concrete. Died immediately. It happened maybe 50ft from my workstation.
The company suits came by to sing kumbaya and tell us how we’re all a “family”, took a single day of production off (so they could clean the blood up, presumably) and production started back up as normal. He had been working there for 25 years.
Maybe people just enjoy reading the kinds of replies that these kinds of questions tend to garner?
I got this Audiobook once that I had to quit, only like 1/43 of the way in, because I could not STAND the narrator. He had this terrible habit of dropping the ends of sentences, like imagine if I just mumbled off this whole part. Every time you heard a new sentence, you wondered if your headphones were broken. But in fact, the narrator is just a dunce.
How this yokel was allowed to record a book is beyond me.
It’s all our world. If your house were on fire I’d hope you wouldn’t want me to have the same mindset as yours and not call 911.
April by Sun Kil Moon
I once got made to write “I will not say ‘Reeeeee!’ anymore” 50 times on a sheet of paper by my mother.