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minus-squareCaliforniaSober@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·4 months ago“ Wait… I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-24 months agoAhh Ron Swanson, the only conservative the world ever needs. Aaand here goes a five page discussion about whether if Ron is conservative or not
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoHe’s the wet dream ideal of conservative libertarianism, so yeah.
minus-squareyannic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months ago[In my best nature documentarisn voice] Behold, what appears to be moving goalposts to the outside observer is actually a side-effect of the first-past-the-post system’s tendency towards two dominant parties.
“ Wait… I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”
Ahh Ron Swanson, the only conservative the world ever needs.
Aaand here goes a five page discussion about whether if Ron is conservative or not
He’s the wet dream ideal of conservative libertarianism, so yeah.
[In my best nature documentarisn voice] Behold, what appears to be moving goalposts to the outside observer is actually a side-effect of the first-past-the-post system’s tendency towards two dominant parties.