• baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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    I feel walking up, talking on the phone, sounding pissed while flipping through the pages alone would open a lot of doors. Don’t need to be too charismatic when you look like some tiny bullshit away from crimes against humanity.

    • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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      Except for places with access cards and pin pads. You need to have both hands fully occupied and some sort of a clipped on badge for those.

      • janAkali@lemmy.one
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        Then you just wait until somebody enters in.
        When the person opens the door you run to them and yell “wait wait wait” while frantically gesturing. After you enter - say quick “thank you” and disappear.