• Scolding7300@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Unless you’re trying to maximize protein to carb ratio when eating a pizza (if your top priorityis to eat the pizza). But then, are you really eating a pizza if you don’t eat the crust?

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Marcos is where it’s at.

        People like to shit on little sneazers too but they’re pizza is made from the shame shit as their crazy bread.

        Also all crust tastes fire when dipped in a vat of garlic butter.

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        4 months ago

        Apparently you’ve been eating substandard pizza, because really good pizza crust is a delight unto itself.

        However if you insist you only like the toppings, you have 2 choices:

        1. Find a life partner who loves crust.

        2. Just bake the toppings in/on a sheet pan and eat them directly from it, without crust.

        • Alk@lemmy.world
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          4 months ago

          My substandard pizza is like $4, edible crust isn’t worth the difference when an upgrade is slightly less substandard pizza.