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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

Sad that IR file transfer died long ago

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Sad that IR file transfer died long ago

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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • macniel@feddit.org
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    Excuse me, but IR File transfer wasn’t called squirting. It was beaming thank you very much :)

  • officermike@lemmy.world
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    I’ll just leave this here.

    Steve Ballmer on Zune squirting

    • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s a software experience is my new catchphrase

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        Well today was certainly a software experience so they must be on track

  • KindnessisPunk@piefed.ca
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    Listen, it may or may not be chiefly pee, but if you can’t appreciate making someone cum so hard they piss themselves, what are you doing with your life?

    • MBech@feddit.dk
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      There’s already so many fluids during sex, a bit of pee really doesn’t matter anyway.

      • socsa@piefed.social
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        It matters to me. My mother always said it’s important for a girl to pee before, during, and after sex for proper urinary health.

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          During?? 😏

        • MBech@feddit.dk
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          Well, mother knows best.

  • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
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    The squirt from “popular culture”? Definitely pee.

    However, fluids gushing out making the area very, very wet on orgasm? That is a thing, and definitely not pee. Firsthand witness, just saying.

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      If it gushes it is pee.

      • northertech@fedia.io
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        100%, I used to think it wasn’t but I had a mattress and mattress cover that said otherwise.

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    Wrong. Squirting is something you do with your Microsoft Zune.

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      Man I really need some Microsoft Zune rn

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    Squirt is pee and nobody is gonna stop me from loving it

    • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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      this is the right attitude ;)

    • socsa@piefed.social
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      The rest of the Nobel Prize committee:

  • rosahaj@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    We’ll see how useful your preferred ‘squirt’ is for tanning leather during the endtimes, then.

  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Sigint shitposting has to be peak Lemmy. Love it, keep it up

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    coinsquirt

  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    source: https://www.csd.uwo.ca/~hlutfiyy/Perv/Papers/ira.pdf

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