Saw someone posted it in a chat, not sure the original source
I came one upvote too late :(
Microslop Codependence 365
Has there ever been a M$ outage this long?
Looks like they’re gonna have to drop a few 9s from their marketing…
They have contractual agreements for uptime with many customers. It’s going to cost them millions
They’re now striving to exceed 9.
9 5s
They’ve upgraded from 5 9s to 5 10s-- 10.10101010%
Waking up to seeing posts like this. Then checking the admin app health status to see “we are monitoring the rollout of a patch and things are looking good,” makes me glad I was asleep for it.
Also we are probably down at 359 by now.
What a day to take off work…
I was thinking the same yesterday
If you count all the GitHub outages you gotta divide that by 2 at least
Creative one
No, that’s Adobe
Excuse me? CREΔTIVE is the one that makes them newfangled MP3 players.
Is that the vibe coded one?
I didn’t know they got 364 days up time in the first place
Come Monday, it will be “Microsoft 362”
