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agent_nycto@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

SBA #271 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...

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SBA #271 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...

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agent_nycto@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • db2@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Cease to exist without dying

    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

  • cmoney@lemmy.world
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    Is the center close to absolute zero while the exterior is around the surface temp of the sun as per hot pocket regulations?

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      Yes

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Is that the kind I stare into, or scream at?

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      You stare into the abyss, you scream into the void

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      Both, but you’ll only notice the stare.

      Tap for spoiler

      Scream will be sucked in.

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    Burning hot on the outside, icy on the inside

  • reader@lemmy.zip
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    beautiful

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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    I read hot pokies and it all ended in tears

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    At first I read that as “100% existential bread” which I think works too.

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    ooh, thats my favorite flavor

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      You ate it before? So it spat you back out, but you still decide it as your favourite. Hey, whatever tickles your fancy. I’m not judging.

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    100% existential bread

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    Existential dread is an emotion. That’s an emotion-full void.

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      I came here to say they same thing, fish-slapper. Is this emotionless void defective?

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        I’m sensing a class action lawsuit coming…

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    I’ll take 2

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    It’s the perfect breakfast for people with bangs!

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