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4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. She says, “Looks like everyone’s a witch nowadays.” Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart.

Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch “You should be glad. Witches are cool now.”

Panel 3: The vampire happily says, “Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!” Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. “You’ve GOT to stop calling it that.”