After reading this thread, it seems I’ve been using that air dryer thing on the wall very incorrectly.
Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.
Single use and flushable.
That’s the help’s job.
Garçon!
Only when I passed 50 years old was that an issue. Prior to that when the stream was complete it would close off tight, immediately thereafter. Now it’s like I read in a Stephen King novel once…“No matter how long you jump and prance the last few drops end up in your pants”.
Lucky you, it started happening to me at 30
Same here…
Push up on your taint and the last bit will squirt out. Helps with the weakened prostate.
Yeah that won’t look strange at a line of urinals.
It doesn’t, it just looks like I’m shoving my junk back into my pants. Basically push up right behind the balls.
Yep.
Also shout out to “Desperation”, great book.
Thanks, I usually get all my literature recommendations from threads about urinary incontinence.
If it helps, another thing that happens in that book is that one of the characters suggests he might bite off the penis of another.
He even suggests that he would be unbothered by doing so due to his Vietnam experience.
If I’m in a puble washroom, I knock it against the side of the urinal.
SLAP! This babys not going anywhere
For anyone confused, this is because not releasing the excess kinetic energy (that way or another) can cause it to flee, usually at the most inopportune of times
You do not want to come between a urinal and it’s toilets
I usually cauterize it with my cigarette.
Helicopter with hands behind head
Both.
hold the dancing tho
I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I’m naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip). Dancing only occurs if I really gotta pee, and can’t.
Shake it once (that’s fine), possibly shake it twice (that’s ok), but never three times (that’s playing with yourself)
You just get a new one?
Never paper. And almost never need to shake it.
I swab it out
¿Por qué no los dos?
My Anaconda is usually unruly.
So I gotta do battle-rope type whipping to get the last drops out.
Creates massive sonic-booms in the urinals every time I whipcrack.
