I remember seeing a young boy ,7 years old or so, sitting by a pond with turtle ducks. I saw that boy 7 years later and he was horribly scarred across almost half his face, homeless, and quite mentally unwell (he believed his mission in life was to capture a 112 year old man that hadn’t been seen in generations). My point is turtle ducks are not lucky, just cute.

Lois makes sense when it comes to government/ corporations, Clark makes sense when it comes to other individual humans.

I’d add Eric Clapton’s kids to that short list

“No screens in the bedroom” was supposed to to help me sleep better years ago, it didn’t really matter if they’re in there or not but I still keep to the rule.

Chipmunk has had enough though.

AI needs to whiten his teeth more

Rare drawing of Nanny Ogg in her youth.

Continue working at getting off this wheel of samsara

The military heard “fucking bomb kids” , what the Orange Toddler actually said was “fuck and bomb kids”

It’s 50/50

What cruel trick to be identical in every way but that!

This candy was fucked with! If only I could remember the houses I took my kids to! Oh well, I guess we’ll never know who did this.

What the Buddha actually said is “there is no cum to clean”

He should have listened to his momma

Happy Birthday!

Meltdown is our emotion

Above long John silver is Captain Flint

If it’s not real I would turn it into a necklace it’s really cool looking

I remember watching 28 days later a long time ago and thinking it was ok, I just finished 28 weeks later and it was not ok.