Did I write this

The best combo!

Vampira*

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

Now do Ticketmaster

Magazines cost $14 now!

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

REDRUM

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

https://youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.

The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving… where Jack goes into the turkey tree!

Remember that guy on reddit who could tell you what any acronym stood for, even the random ones submitted by users? I wonder what he would make of this.

Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.

Mickse.cx

“Yeah, I like tons of metal bands! …just not sure which ones as I can’t read any of their names.”