If it hasn’t happened yet I’d be very surprised.

I can see why they went to the rings. You could do the whole strip with a thumbnail if you were a young idiot.

The onion nails really sell it.

That is the first Lego model I’ve wanted in quite a while.

This is the correct answer and you’ll be happier for it.

Oh they are, slowly but surely. Amazon just took over a third of the web before anyone above the basic workers realized that one force holding that much power was a bad thing. Don’t forget, those kind of people think monopolies are are a good thing.

This feels like a legendary gun in fallout. ‘The Gardener’s Kitbash’ or something like that.

Why go less? get a litre and pour it and a cup each rum and whiskey into a pitcher.

Yeah but they make such a mess.

That sweater is hiding a gym bod that would make Arnold jelly. Shame she skips leg day though.

It’s a mark of support for police. Often used unironically beside the ‘don’t tread on me’ snake.

Well you’re meant to “land” on them but momentum can be a bitch.

Just make sure you pack a very good gun and are up a sturdy tree. Barring that get a spear with a pole as thick as your arm and a tip with a wide guard on it. The guard is important, because a boar will impale itself to get to you and there’s a good chance it will succeed before expiring.

I think the… Horns? Are air filters.

Zero sweeteners is the right amount of sweetener. I’m partial to Earl Grey personally.

White sauce or red

It still boggles my mind that this can be so much better written than the source material.

I would try to pet it.

It’s clearly hot Gatorade

Though let’s be real, Discworld makes just a hair more sense then the flat earther extended universe.