I’m a simple man. I see memes trashing Freud, I press like.

Putting energy into recreation is a good thing, a necessary thing.

It matters because, if you give in to their demands, some cats will learn that they only have to annoy you enough to get food, and they will be happy to repeat this at the earliest convenience.

Don’t pull it too far, though, or else it’ll flip on its back and go nowhere.

Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.

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They should just run with it and branch out into other types of bewildered animal pastries.

If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.

I’ve never had Mountain Dew, but I always imagined it would taste like shower gel or shampoo. The scents/flavors even have similar names.

Gah, stupid ninjas cutting onions.

Mine used to, too, but we mostly managed to train it out of him. He’d literally get in your lap and do a combat roll into this kind of thing. I think it was supposed to say “play with me”. Or just cat mischief.

Historians will at some point look at this comic strip as a representation of “cringe” that predates the word that later came to describe it.

Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with “In conclusion, …” followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.

“You should clean this shit lol my legs barely fit”

Kidding of course. Cats always find the most effective way to disrupt what you’re doing, regardless of what your desk looks like.

This is just Big Meme propaganda intended to take advantage of weak-minded people like myself.

Maybe the real artificial intelligence is the regular intelligence we found along the way.

I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.

Everything Monopoly touches is tainted.

Me with my 30+ year-old ass: Oh, this meme is about people in their 20s. This is about me!

Mine actually drinks from his bowl just fine, which makes it even funnier that he goes for the sink puddles like it’s some gourmet shit.