There’s no need to bring logic and reason into this…

“I didn’t read the terms of service, but I’m still gonna talk like I did.”

IDK, I’m metric all the way, but this is pretty helpful for illustration, and I don’t think 0.2m³ and 500kg would necessarily tell me something that corgis and elephants don’t.

Plot twist. He already pissed himself.

The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Popes to go fuck themselves.

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

Nice job pointing the camera just so the Nazi base isn’t visible.

They don’t call 'em squiggly lines for nothing.

Hey man, show some respect. This is serious cinema like Schindler’s List and Legally Blonde.

stuck here with company managed Windows on a Thinkpad where I can’t even customise my wallpaper…

You are conveniently provided a secure IT infrastructure streamlined toward seamless collaboration and productivity. Please do not resist.

German?

The other pixels have been used to log in to this website.

Me: 1234

Software: ACCES DENIED! THIS WILL BE REPORTED!

Unshielded wire in a guitar amplifier be like: “Ayo, how is everybody doing, let’s go and MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISE!”

At least Nvim allows me to turn that shit off, select a plugin that matches my preferences, or program a keyboard shortcut to toggle rendering on and off. The MS Editor just unilaterally decides that your file should now end in .md, because it contains what MS considers markdown formatting, as if there’s no way a plain text file could contain lines beginning with # (although, granted, you have to press one of the formatting buttons first, before the editor switches to “markdown mode” and starts behaving that way).

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

You may think this is some “gotcha”, but the image is clearly mirrored, and U.RA.ΩHY is a perfectly normal name here in AⴓeⰃ⫝c≜.

You mean there’s a version of Pepe that isn’t like that?

Ha, this is basically me. Still wouldn’t recommend rolling release to newbies, but my Linux knowledge is basic at best, and I’ve still used Arch for 8 years without many issues.

My Anxiety Goes AAAAAAAAA!