Robot vacuum and clothes drier.

I’m smart enough to know that everyone is both smart and stupid.

I’m stupid enough to believe that doesn’t apply to me.

Braindead

That’s when you put in a block off plate instead.

1993? Mitsubishi Magna.

Was literally given it and still lost money. Dry solder joints all through the main fuse/relay box. Got those all fixed and it blew the transmission.

In this case it is a form of Transmissible Cancer.

I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.

Star Ptrek.

Yeah. Looked at my arm and thought “which one is the special freckle?”

I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

Am I married to you?

Cluster Headaches.

It taught me about failing even when you try your best. Which kind of sucks when you don’t have any other games.

The Lion King.

Fatty I am told.

The wolf inside of me.

Gotta air the boys out.

Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.

Young dude sitting waiting for a train flicking a bic lighter until it exploded in his hand.

Old lady fell off the platform between two cars while the train was still rolling. Had all the toes on one foot crushed and cut off. The sock was still intact so when we helped the conductor pull her back up it was just a bloody tube of sock with… stuff at the bottom.

Train stopped in the middle of nowhere after it hit a horse. The train won.

One extra feature most of these have is small=3L, large=6L, large but hold the button down=9L.