Some brands suck but I’m oat milk in coffee, cereal, everything now.

It only stores 750MB, but it’s in a RAID 150000000 array.

Prioritise everything else over where the car goes? Madness.

Weaves wildly onto the pavement full of school kids but accurately adjusted the aircon

The News.

An excellent form of inculcation.

You are either being duplicitous or are astonishingly certain about things you have no idea about.

Either way, this is a waste of time.

Oh, you are just full of shit. No worries, carry on.

You and your vanishing twin were invisible at 7 months.

Your mom was not a little lady, so my best explanation would be that they never saw “both” of these babies at the same time in the ultrasound. They were both you.

I unwillingly rode a giant tortoise.

AI

That is fair too I think. Language is complex sometimes.

I guess it is that everyone has been asked to give their input and some are “give up meat and drinking” some are “only eat meat and drink bourbon”. So when someone feels inclined to say “no” to one of them it is not in the spirit of this post which is speak from your lived experience, not your preemptive judgement.

The Goodies

It’s on the internet, so there are bots.

Jictoria

Now there are fifteen standards…

Plenty don’t fit that. Type i for instance.

Unlabelled switches controlling lights in another room isn’t Workplace Health and Safety approved.

Lockout both rooms and log a job with maintenance.

It’s important to note your location/purpose.

I’m in Australia so I always include multiple compression bandages for snake bites.