That’s why they’re yellow.

I say we just admit that R can be a vowel, and drop the E entirely.

This community is for open ended questions to prompt interesting discussions, like AskReddit, not for help or support questions.

I was searching for the same thing recently, and found someone who suggested choosing a category, e.g. city names, and going through the alphabet thinking of one for each letter. I find it works pretty well to sort of occupy my mind and help me drift off.

There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is “totally washed” and she’s like, “typical”, while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.

why did you goont my fries?

This made me frown.

One year I went to New York City for new year’s. We quickly figured out that trying to get into Times Square would be miserable, so we found a little bar with some live jazz. One of my favorite NYEs ever.

Ask not for whom the biscuits pop; they pop for thee.

Do you pronounce “char” like “care”?

“Dang it, I’m being cooked AND the internet isn’t working!”

Now I want a burrito.

Getting an electric toothbrush, and flossing daily. My dental hygienists love me.

They were all Ununs back in my day…

Why do Catholics eat Jesus?

80 Days is a neat game with a cool setting. Not free though.

Escher fingers

Mine are still in storage.

Sure, when a sea lion does it, it’s cute, but when I do it…

Yeah, but I get to play board games tonight