‘Red Flags - Tom Cardy’ seems fitting here as the store ambient music.

https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8

I can relate to your dad.

Literally came here to comment this lol

Lol. Thank you for your magical weirdness, kind stranger!

Why möth not chäse behind hïm ceiling lämp?

Goddamn I love Lemmy.

Not sure if forums are dead. I still get some information from (German) forums where the hardcore techies or enthusiasts hang.

Superman’s Kryptonite is that he can never, ever be fed after midnight!

Love this! Thank you for the effort.

A wild Crocolax is blocking your path.