A,B,C,D,E, and F. I use the tag of the towel to determined the use of my towel. Tag always goes bottom right and that means my feet always go there to dry. Divide my towel to 4-5 sections and always use the same spot of the towel for the same parts.
I’m bald
Years of schooling and years of experience.
Ogres have layers.
Stouts and IPA are delicious.
Side note: Stone FFS bring back imperial Stout, you cunts.
My people finally have a mall of their own.
Will you wash away the shit apples from the shit tree?
I hated everything about that van. Do maintenance? Open that little hub inside. Wanna check something? Open the hub inside. The hood was useless.
I can’t escape this fuckin van.
I finally convinced my mom to buy a new car after having her astro for 23 years.
Since then I have seen them everywhere. They are following me, I swear.
Triplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.
Those 10mm are pros at hide-and-seek.
Nah, but I do think of bonus points for crashing into them.
Lol motherfuckers playing the victim, the prosecuted, and the weak when no one cares besides wanting equality. Oh and also stop molesting children you fuckin perves in white gowns.
Touching children ain’t very Jesus like.
How are they retards without their Harley’s?
Retro is the hot right now.
Now I just say to my kids, “there are starving children in the US that wish they had this food”. The turntables.
You aren’t using arch unless you mention it.
I’m that guy. I’m the one that rarely likes to be around their family. Always drama, always finger pointing, and always me having to defuse the situation. Feels like work.
You haven’t unlocked that character.
I don’t know where I saw it, but I love the one where he dressed like a monkey and Trump is holding the sound box.