Metal bands can scream and growl as much as they want, they will never hit as hard as the last minute of “I love you, I’m going to blow up your school” by MOGWAI, or pretty much anything by SWANS.

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“HRRRGGHHH” - “What are you doing? STOP SHITTING IN THE SOUP!”

Unfortunate that you are downvoted to shit. This was my first thought as well. Kinda cements the " vegans can do no wrong" opinion about themselves.

Salmon and whatever frozen vegetables I have in the freezer.

I always feel like garbage after a nap during the day.

It is actually better for your back to not sit perfectly upright all the time, you should lean in, move around and stand up sometimes. Just FYI.

Both. I am german and I speak a weird amalgamation of british and american english.

Counter Strike, Starcraft, Dota, Tetris (yes, really), each at the highest competitive level - going by skill ceiling.

Edit: Modern Tetris at the highest level looks absolutely inhuman. I have seen Triple T-Spins at absurd speeds.

Edit 2: You are pretty much physically unable to compete in these games by age 30 at the highest level.

PBMCG (Paul Blart Mall Cop Graphics)

_sorry.

Oh, so that’s why everyone is so salty.

If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

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120 -150 AOE Poison Damage unless shower or deodorant effect is applied

no

I thought this was an Australian thing.

From exit code 1 to exit code 0

Doing Steroids and not working out. Edit: HGH to be precise. And also for legal reasons: I just personally think so, I don’t know for sure.

Ahh the classic 1024 chuggas in a row.

Edit: typo