My mom was upset when they stopped making Olestra chips. She would eat them instead of taking laxatives to make herself poop.

Back when everything was inexplicably EXTREME!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDT_(song)

Running Debian with KDE on my 2012ish Asus laptop. It’s fast and everything just works.

My partner will grow everything out, full pits, full bush and I’m like “Yes! so sexy!” Then she’ll decide to shave everything and I’m like “awwww yeah!”. Then back to the bush and I’m again stoked. She’s beautiful and sexy no matter what.

A while back I noticed my foot was wet after walking through some water. It wasn’t deep so I was confused, then I realized it came through the hole that wore through the bottom of my shoe. That was the sign to go get new shoes.

A lot people can earn a million dollars by scrimping and saving for years. This includes many everyday working people who happen to make a decent salary. A billionaire only gets there by exploitation and taking advantage of others, you can’t save up a billion dollars by having a good job and being thrifty. If somebody works a job for 30 years, saves, and then wants to buy a boat to retire on then good for him. They are not the enemy.

I was thinking it would be more like dolphin sex.

I had a friend in school who did this. Really nice guy, but he would constantly say your name while having a regular conversation. It was always unnerving and distracting.

What bothers me is people who use your name constantly in conversation. “Mosspiglet, I saw this movie last night. Yeah, Mosspiglet, it was really good.”

It’s a staff bathroom in a hospital. Baffling design choice.

And you can drop off the kids any time

Her back is probably fucked

My kid has “tech class”, where I (wrongly) assumed they would learn about computers and the internet, how they work and how to use them. Nope, they just learned how to use Microsoft Teams.

Do Hot Girls Like Chords? by Knower

Yes. Sort of Prog/Funk/Jazz. Mind blowing musicianship.

My laptop ca. 2004

Birthday Boy also is great (and referenced in Baby Bitch)

Was just listening to Spirit World Field Guide this morning. Great album.

I prefer it. I think the oatly brand (full fat version) tastes the best.

she kneads a sense of humor