So they can maintain plausible deniability.

Held a press conference

That’s where the “within limits” bit comes in.

It takes an enormous amount of energy to grow. One of my friend’s sons actually has stretch marks because he grew so quickly one summer.

Within limits, I think teenagers have a license to eat ridiculous amounts of food.

Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.

“It’s just a little airborne! It’s still good! It’s still good!”

Smurfs

Not for her!

verbally annihilates anyone who makes fun of you for having a cheese shed

…asked Snackrates

Be aware - if you choose a salon, they’ll probably try and sell you a bunch of “hair products” that you don’t need, like expensive shampoos, conditioners, gels, and stuff.

Then again, this advice is coming from someone who buys whatever is on sale at the grocery store. You do you.

I knew a girl in college whose parents swore by that thing. At first, I thought your link would go to the Flowbee website, and I was amazed that it was still being sold lol

“Despite my personal beliefs, I still live in a capitalist society, and have to get along somehow.”

I don’t think unemployment will help this person, but it seems they’re determined to find out firsthand

What makes Basketball inherently democratic/liberal? What makes Baseball republican/conservative?

Maybe the artist considered basketball “liberal” because many of the best players are Black, and the game is often played by kids in cities. I think better choices for a conservative sport would be American football or NASCAR.

This is all just a guess.

Hypocrisy can be found wherever humans can be found.

More photos here, although oddly missing the “Propaganda of Violence”(?) arms dealer guy.

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I cynically thought that she was just eye candy, but she could handle anything the writers threw at her. She’s a great character.

Granted, it’s only Tuesday, but this is a contender for the most fucked up thing I’ll read this week.

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