Takeoff is fun, but trust me, the airport bullshit gets old.

Being wrong is a great way to learn. Everyone is wrong sometimes, so I don’t see it as a flaw to be ashamed of. I think the best way to handle being wrong is to acknowledge it and treat it as a learning opportunity.

It sounds like he’s being a stand up guy and supporting his sister.

Archer and Bob Belcher, which they already played around with on Archer.

It would also be fun to see Kronk as Joe Swanson’s caregiver.

I didn’t know until now that Bender and Jake were voiced by the same person. How did I not hear that? I feel so oblivious.

Also, Jake would win.

It was perfectly normal when he asked the first time, but creepy when he asked again. The “not being cool enough” bit was flat out rude.

Not wanting to doxx yourself is more than reasonable, and I’d expect an internet user to understand that. Blocking him was what I would have done, too.

He is the sovcits spirit animal.

I think it’s reasonable for someone to get frustrated when someone has a disability, but only if that frustration doesn’t negatively affect one’s behavior. First and foremost, the disabled person deserves to be treated and respected as a person.

When someone says TO SOMEONE ELSE they hate the fact that you can’t pay attention, maybe they’re only venting, or making a reasonable complaint. Are they still friendly on other occasions? Then your friendship is worth enough to them that they’re willing to tolerate the drawbacks. It may not seem like it at first, but that could be more of a compliment than anything. Actions really do speak louder than words.

The “jump off a cliff” remark is concerning, though. That’s not an okay thing to say, or even think. I’d recommend avoiding that person - but who’s telling you this shit? Are they a reliable source? How trustworthy can they be if they’re spreading nasty gossip about things that were said to them in private? It’s possible that they’re lying, or exaggerating.

Give people some slack, but not so much that you’re letting them treat you badly. Friendships are valuable. Don’t let the bad overshadow the good. Nobody, no matter how “perfect” they seem, has infinite patience. They also can’t possibly know what it’s like to be you.

I think one thing that most people can agree on is that they prefer walking into an empty public restroom. Nobody few of us like using the facilities while under observation.

A beheading

They do it for the same reason people buy lottery tickets, despite the horrible odds: blind hope.

Plus, you never have to admit you were wrong.

I would like to call this man a relative. I’m out of grandpas anyway, so there would be no hurt feelings.

The trick is to wear them just right. Not too loose, not too restricting.

She sounds like a real teacher. Nice.

I was just scrolling to see if anyone had mentioned them yet. If you hadn’t, I would have.

Huh. Even if he set a cooking timer (or something) to go off every 15 minutes, I still can’t see him keeping it up for eleven days straight.

Trusting the government

You can’t hate yourself into being a better person (I’ve tried).

This sentence alone is god-tier advice. Granted, some people don’t need it, but the people who do REALLY need it!

Wow. I just came here to read the replies, because I have no advice to offer. OP should print yours out. It’s fantastic.

How did the pictures turn out?