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i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose
olives > cooked meal
that image is from the whitest gif of all time
Shit is just sitting there waiting to be invaded. I bet I could take it all by myself
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yeah, I should probably donate again or something
24·11 days agoi thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster
“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yeah, I should probably donate again or something
18·11 days agothe topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yeah, I should probably donate again or something
6·11 days agomy shit is optimized AF
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yeah, I should probably donate again or something
48·11 days agoI have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my
.zshrci havefastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }
oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11
i’m on firefox and that loaded a google search for
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kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
aww@lemmy.world•ST🛑P! Pls boop the snoot before scrolling on. Thank you.English
4·14 days agoyou can tell he knows what a good boy he is
so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes
from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!
14·17 days agohang on let me check my frog folder
i have 684 frogs in my frog folder
neil “the grass” tyson
know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Onion forgets the satire (again)
49·18 days agoSo tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea
elon being funny? gotta be fake
gonna half to finish this whole fucking 72 k-cup box if i’m gonna write my masterpiece




last week i was making out with this chick and she was like “wanna have some fun” and i was like “no i’m only in it for the glory” and she left. worth it