Vapes kinda work in a similar fashion to foods. I remember having to switch from vanilla, because it was making my coffee taste like nothing.

For the curious, I removed nicotine from my diet last February. About 28 years, total.

…which choice does that represent, though?

…he’ll be fed for a day.

If you teach a mouse a blowjob, he’ll be fed for the rest of his life.

Little known fact: turns out, they were actually the three Wyze men, and were scheduled to give the new parents a quote on a smart home security system.

Usually ones that heavily involve music, because it really screws with the sound. Especially if there’s a lot of bass.

But I’m usually only watching at 2x because either I’m trying to watch something before work, or because the narrator is just speaking way too slowly.

I’m guessing that’s Celsius, so we’re talking around 39C with a heat index that makes it feel like almost 42C

And then it’s around twice that directly inside the engine bay, but not quite that on the outer surface of the vehicle.

I, in fact, would’ve flipped it, and had the cushion resting on my back, with my hands gripping the armrest. 💁🏿‍♀️

9. One thing at a fucking time, please
10. Yeah, I’ll be sure to get on that as soon as I finish doing the thing I was explicitly instructed to do by someone with more authority than you and is literally standing here watching me do it.

ESO, so I’m a DPS Templar, now?

[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿‍♀️

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

Does that babby hate its meat?

Some of my favorites include:

The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Spartakus and The Sun Beneath The Sea

ALF

Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors