John A Critzman

Can I introduce you to Blackwings? They write so well and the eraser is a little bigger. Is it a lot if hype? Yeah probably, but its also just a good pencil. It’s like the Rolls Royce of wood pencils

No no no this is all wrong. Where’s the container store? The wings? The traps?!

A chande-lava-lier! Maybe a cande-lava lamp?

If a website ends in ‘.net’ I’ll say “website.net. It’s dot com!” and then no one gets my homestar runner reference.

AMA when?

Oh. I thought it would be none pizza with left beef