I have a similar story. I’m glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!
I have a similar story. I’m glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!
Hmm, I’m trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like “I’m worth seven penises!”
I mean, it does sound like y’all both saved yourselves some time.
My manager recently denied some of my PTO requests, so whatever you just said (I didn’t read it) doesn’t count and all managers are bastards. QED.
lol thanks for saving me the trouble of fact checking myself too
When I was a teenager, I was hanging out with my brother who is 8 years older while he was fucking around with his .45 (probably ostensibly cleaning it) and it was pointed towards me when for some reason the slide suddenly released and the live round that was inexplicably involved jammed in the mechanism.
So I mean, I guess I didn’t dodge a bullet, but I think I got pretty lucky.
I feel like such a poser over here with my Bigelow and Celestial Seasonings.
That is a mighty fine stick gun!
It’s somewhat specific to someone with my type of background; namely growing up in a family of young-Earth creationist, fundamentalist Christians, and learning that things like science and evolution are lies from Satan.
At some point curiosity got the better of me and I realized I didn’t even know what evolution even is, so I read up a bit about it. Then a bit more. You know, this actually kind of makes sense. Eventually the rabbit hole led to the existence of God. I remember watching a bunch of debates and expecting the most learned representatives of our Christian tradition to make some really great arguments. And… they… never… did.
Well that’s … descriptive.
I mean, I wouldn’t call riding a motorcycle “safe”.
I’m not even arguing against them, it just feels like calling it “safe” makes it easy to dismiss all the safety precautions you should take and safety gear you should use whenever you do ride one.
I understood that reference!
That was super cool.
The customer initiated the transaction under the conditions that currently exist.
I feel like that’s what the percentage was meant to approximate. Because more people in a party are likely to have a larger bill and will definitely be more work. Of course there are more variables and one constant percentage won’t always result in the same reasonable wage for their work.
I like how incredibly wholesome your comment is.
Also I agree. I hadn’t thought about either of those things but I like the perspectives.
What do YOU mean “you bois”?
I’m fairly certain that the evil twin is the one on this side, that’s what’s really disconcerting.
Thanks, I didn’t remember that. 🤬