The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Those ghouls don’t deserve beans

Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware

It’s the European name for truck nuts

“I want to tell you something, but please bend over first”

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

Meanwhile her face is ‘WTF is this thing?!’

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

My hair all year since I shower in January

I thought that was a CVS receipt