Someone didn’t go to genie school
grrgyle
Class: He/him/they.
Alignment: Hopeful loser.
Aesthetic: WIP, horror vacui / amor copia.
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My stories: Abandoned drippings
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Buy castle vania
(I got 8 eyes as a kid, which is great, buttt)
Yeah I was trying to keep the bit going haha
Roffffl you’re pure evil
Wow a little bit of math is a dangerous thing
Sub version tags make sense but for the the love of pie if you’re going to use a number at least separate it from the others, like
1.21-1
I like using the short hash from the latest git commit used to build, to avoid confusion among multiple devs on parallel streams
Minecraft II is called Hytale
See that’s totally logical, but it makes more human sense than computer sense.
Though she might try to couple with your head–fruitlessly, of course.
See I say I’m a Virgo as an excuse for my behaviour, but maybe it’s just that I grew up with 5.
grrgyle@slrpnk.netto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Hot take: Unit tests are love letters to future you, integration tests are group therapy, and end-to-end tests are necromancy
1·4 months agoEh if the behaviour is changing then I think it’s normal and good that the associated unit tests should also change.
Obviously you can get annoying with unit tests, but if they’re tiny and fast, and trivial to update then I like them as a truth check that the behaviour is changing as I expect.
Ugh yes, I don’t even know how I got this spoon. It’s wide and flat, and has these sheer edges like it was just stamped from a sheet of metal and then fucked into a vaguely spoon adjacent shape by aliens who had heard of the concept of spoon and hated people. Somehow the metal is always kind of grimy looking, even when freshly cleaned.
This spoon will outlive me. It will outlive all of us.
I’ve been taking mine on runs and long walks, trying to wear them out. 🧦 🔫 It’s the only way
What do you mean by jail? Are you imagining like some voluntary jail where you check in and out as you please?
Sorry, I’m not trying to be glib, but maybe we just have different understandings on the word “force”. You can’t send someone to jail without force.




Aww 🥲 yeah