It’s pretty great. It’s almost like there’s an orgasm button up there or something

I mean, if you’re sending nudes, I would love a DM! lol

In my experience, bottoms out number tops pretty considerably. That could be a regional thing, though. Even most bi guys I know are exclusively, or near exclusively, bottoms when they’re with other men.

Bottoming just feels too damn good, y’all.

I mean, I’m not a top, so I don’t really know haha

Yes

Oh that’s some bullshit. I don’t really have any other comment. Lol. That’s a bullshit way to do that. It should really be mandated that it has to tailor per locale

Yeah, I’m trying to see why that ticks you off and failing. If it ticks you off that other alerts aren’t built in, that I could understand. But being upset that the feature is there for the country it exists in…? I don’t get it. Not being antagonistic, I’m legitimately curious. Do our amber alerts sound off in Germany or the UK, and people are put out by it? Because over here, they only go off if you’re within proximity. I assume there are alerts for other countries that we don’t get. If the UK had some mauve alert to tell locals that a dangerous animal has escaped the zoo or something, I can’t imagine how that would impact me. But I don’t know enough about tech. Are there like a limited number of alert types possible on the OS, and our amber alert is taking up a slot that could be used by a more generic alert?

You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you’re totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You’re only gay if you’re the bottom/pasivo.

Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they’re at a buffet, and they’re way too damn picky for it lmao

Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol

Partionless urinals are the Pinnacle of urinal experience. They are the only acceptable urinal design, short of two urinals that are completely transparent, and standing back to back so you can lock eyes with the other pisser before staring at their cock and stream.

Competition is good for society, and encouraging men to piss as hard as possible to beat the other pissers in a literal pissing contest can only improve us as a nation, as a culture, as a people, as a world!

Yeah, I was lost lol

<3 I lost my mom last year, and her favorite son (a Dachshund) is in my care. He’s my bestest little boy, and 15 years old. I was my mom’s care giver, so he’s been my dog, too, the whole time. It’s so hard knowing I’ll lose him eventually, especially after losing Mama. I genuinely don’t know what I’ll do. He’s the only reason I’m still here. Someone had to be there to care for him, and if I hadn’t had that, my grief last year would have ended me.

God, we really do not deserve these creatures. They’re wonderful.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

The only inaccurate part of this is thinking a Marine is using Linux. Been around service members my whole life. Marines use windows, air Force folks use Mac, and army soldiers end up on Linux. Lol

Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they’re like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it’s actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it’s delicious

That’s a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!

The next time my best friend calls me a slut (fairly common occurrence), I’ll be informing him that I am Public Domain.

As a hippy dippy new ager, this is absolutely frickin hilarious

That’s awesome! Thank you for the links!

If you’re sticking your dick through a hole in a wall to have someone who have never seen, heard, or interacted with suck it anonymously, then I don’t really think you get to be upset about the gender, gender identity, or orientation of the person on the other side. The whole thrill is that you don’t know them…