That’s awesome! Thank you for the links!

If you’re sticking your dick through a hole in a wall to have someone who have never seen, heard, or interacted with suck it anonymously, then I don’t really think you get to be upset about the gender, gender identity, or orientation of the person on the other side. The whole thrill is that you don’t know them…

I’ve been watching this tatting YouTuber for a bit now, and I’m loving it. I love fiber arts in general, and tatting seems super fun

I would go to your Ted talk

Indian place I used to live near had a similar system. Each time, I ask for Indian hot. They confirm. What they bring is not Indian hot. They ask about it, I tell them “this is really good, but next time, I’d like hotter”

This goes on for freaking forever before he finally makes a dish that’s genuinely hot, and it’s great, but I can do more. Lol. The next time I come in, I tell them hotter than last time, and he says he’ll make it like he does for his own mom.

Lit me up. It was really good. Not too hot for me, but hot enough that I’m pushing my limits. He asks after the meal, and I tell him it was hot enough. He says “good. I won’t make any hotter! That’s hot enough!” Haha

Yup. Boom. Done. No pain. To sleep, perchance to dream

Straight up, right in the apricot

Those poor, lovely ladybugs

It is the Pinnacle of weird porn. Enough so that I, someone with a super high tolerance for weird, had to be really careful not to look at thumbnails

Franklin strikes me as a ThisVid type of guy. There’s fucking weird stuff on there, and he’d be so fucking into it

“Y’all” spelled “ya’ll” bugs the shit out of me. It’s my “I’m a descriptivist until…” Moment.

But “we … For y’all people” absolutely is how they’d say it where I’m from. The quotes around the word read to me like they’re shaming them (which, honestly, in the South, I’m sure I’m sure they are), but the sentence structure itself is perfectly in line with how it’s normally spoken in my experience.

That

The king of the hill reboot has really broken with the old format, but I like what they’re doing

Just shaved yesterday, and the scratchy itchy has begun. Good timing, OP, now take it back!

I mean… Not exactly 1 of a kind, if I’m being totally honest…

I would participate in D&D&O for the fun of it, but I would watch Brennan DM an orgy for entirely nonerotic reasons. I think it would just make excellent content. Lol

It does not, generally. It’s actually so fucking hot it’s crazy when I can feel the top’s balls slap-slap-slapping against me. It doesn’t hurt any more than it does if you’re topping and your balls are slapping against the other person.

I would pay a large sum of money I do not have to watch Brennan DM an orgy

D&D&O (dungeons and dragons and orgies) sounds fucking amazing.

I’ll be needing this card once I become a dad