blave

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OK… But have you tried it?

I look up everything interesting that occurs to me on Wikipedia so I know a lot of shit about random topics.

This is a very valuable habit.

I learned this when I was a kid, and the only problem is that nowadays, I haven’t seen a pencil nor its eraser and probably 15 years.

Still, a pretty great tip!

I am your wife’s rolling eyeballs

Art

Even if you weren’t running a dictatorship, whatever it is you were running would be a terrible thing with a job that you would hate. And everyone would hate you, too. Especially if you did a good job and fixed things.

See, this is the reason why I want nothing to do with the job

I mean… I can appreciate the position, but I’d rather be fucking dead than be the president. That is a shitty, thankless job, and I want nothing to do with it.

This country needs a major overhaul, and I don’t want to be the public face of it that all of the crazies want to kill.

Cry some more and then tell me how you’re better than me

Go on. You sound like you’re used to lying to yourself.

Keep crying.

Even this meme is a worse story than the last movie this asshole was in

Voted for Trump

Yeah, but I’m sure those two dudes have fucked. There’s only so bad I can feel for them.

For real…

No joke, this is actually the plot for an episode of Sherlock

because the GOP is the “fa” in “Antifa”

They said sudo

Front right phone

Front right tiny pocket, headphones

Front left cigarettes and lighter

Rear right wallet

• I don’t wear cargo pants. Nobody should.
• if I’m wearing a shoulder bag, it’s because I’m carrying stuff other than what is already in my pockets. Like my water bottle and my laptop.
• I don’t wear things with only two pockets.
• if I’m wearing a jacket, it’s because it’s cold out, not because I need extra pockets

This is why you have play testers

I thought it was funny, and I usually don’t think these things are funny