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  • I was going to block them and lemmygrad at first but decided not to and instead tried to understand what all these people were about.

    Now I’m a communist, have a hammer and sickle, live in China, and my favorite color is red. Death to America comrades! Get fucked libs /s

    Seriously though, they’re not anymore insane than us. Maybe just a bunch of drunken commies at a bar who don’t really bother to distance themselves from the subjects of a century of red scare propaganda. In any case, it’s worth keeping an open mind and engaging in good faith.

    Though as leftist as I personally am and have become in time, I’m not going to call anyone comrade or start using hammer and sickle imagery except in the context of history lol. Libs can still get fucked though.










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    • less centralization
    • obscure flash games
    • random people’s crappy colorful html sites
    • being able to find random people’s crappy html sites on search engines, despite not meeting the modern strict ranking criteria or being bloated with SEO
    • being able to read fun, and sometimes unique and interesting ideas on said crappy html sites
    • less DRM everywhere
    • less commercialization and people trying to sell you crap (not saying less ads specifically because pop-up ads were everywhere)
    • more people just sharing things for the sake of sharing even if it sucks
    • anonymity
    • just generally the more raw and people oriented feel and less of the corpo ridden EEE/data-sucking/cloud-for-everything/enshittification bullshit we have to deal with on a constant basis these years