Farid

Why is everybody posting my cat today?!

For comparison:

The only reason I know that this is not my cat is because mine has a birthmark on the tip of the nose. And whiter belly.

It still might be, don’t give up hope!

Dang, that labtop is so old it has a dialup modem built-in.

The only reason I know the contents of most classic literature is because of “So You Haven’t Read” series on YouTube.

He never said that asking nicely is out of the question.

15,000 years in the past is absolutely not enough to go back to monke. Even just the modern homo sapiens existed for the past 150,000 years. But I suspect to expect those bros to know that is irrational.

Oh so corndogs do have hotdogs in them. Good to know. I thought it was some weird bread thing.

00P5

Idk, it’s usually much faster than busses.

Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.

But are you Kenough?

Woah, the Brody Foxx account is still active? Those Yo Mamma YT videos stopped being popular like 10 years ago. Maybe 15.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but a sociopath can’t “develop” empathy. They lack the ability.

I merely tried to provide a response in the same tier as yours.

There’s no need to get upset, the entire comment was typed on a keyboard; I didn’t say a word.

This applies to pretty much all “Linux good, Win/MacOS bad” memes. I just assume that people either aren’t really serious about them and it’s just tongue in cheek, or they don’t have any contact with regular people.

I used to work as a(n assistant to the) sysadmin and the things I got called over never stopped to amaze. For instance, there was a case when software was updated on the work machines and I got called because some lady couldn’t use Adobe Acrobat. “It is asking me something, I don’t know what”. I come over and it’s just a TOS Accept/Decline window.

Some people do not understand computers to an extent that they can lock up in a state of confusion when a button has been moved 100px in any direction from its usual position.