Tbf, a pun-based show with gratuitous fourth wall breaking is the kind of desperate I would actually love 😁

Bad muzak I can handle. It’s when they interrupt it every ten seconds to remind you that there’s still the same number of people ahead of you that really gets my goat. And I need that goat!

Your mom’s nonsensical.

I call bullshit on your anecdotal video from deranged people with an obvious agenda.

Cats are carnivores. Forcing a vegan diet on them is animal abuse and anyone who does so should never be allowed to care for animals again.

wouldn’t feed a cat other animals, it makes no sense. There is Vegan cat food that works just fine.

No! Cats are obligate carnivores. A vegan diet would literally kill them painfully.

More like the firecrotch nation, amirite?

“Short enough that I can climb over it, but big enough that I can hide behind it,” she says 😁

As Denmark’s queen abdicated and Frederik X became (hopefully our last) king, I was forwarding this in the family group chat with the comment “more important things are also happening in the world right now”

The name of that cat? “Wire”

Aww, look at that vicious chonker! 😂❤️

Oh yeah, even tigers have those and I doubt anyone would call THOSE fat. Not to their face, at any rate!

It’s compulsion all the way down…

I am indeed honored and will give this girl and her sister pets in yours 😁❤️

First of all, she’s magnificent! 😍

Second of all, I’m very sorry but I can’t stop myself from asking: if she’s your main coon, do you have a secondary one as well? 😛

I love that the author of the super wholesome post went by the name suckashelfboi101 😄

While preparing a ham with a deeply penetrating glaze.

Dude, what? That can’t be true 🤦 Definitely isn’t on Liftoff