Dumb idiot nekkid moron stinky fool absolute stooge:

Pączki — Americanized pronunciation like “poonch-key” (Polish folk, don’t come for me: his name was originally correct ((Pączek)) but no one could remember it or pronounce it correctly).

He has a platform with a heatlamp in my living room where he gets treats and watches the cars go by.

I love him more than life itself.

Here you go m8:

Female cat ~2yrs, “Mushi Miso”

Kagi (Siamese), Orpheus (Big Black Cat) and Onyx (Smol Black Cat)

This is Eve. She’s pronounced Eevee like the Pokemon but it’s spelled different because i am not a fuckign weeb.
She likes getting stuck and absolutely destroying furniture.

Well, here’s , she just celebrated her one year gotcha anniversary.

Her bro passed away earlier this year, but he will always be my pup.

Starbuck and Gary Laser-Eyes. Both dumb as bricks (they never get the brain cell) but super sweet and cuddly. Complete lap cats. Gary also has the loudest purr I’ve ever heard from a cat, you can hear him through walls.

(Asuka)

(Chi-Sberger [pronounced Cheeseburger])

(Buddy)

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And

Genghis Khan