I have it too. It’s glorious.

9 out of 10, it’s bots talking to bots.

But the 1 time, it was my doctor calling about something afterwards. I love it.

Unless you’re my friends, which is then this.

Them: wyd?

Me: (immediate response) Hey man. I’m going to wrap up work at 5pm, then I’m going to dinner with my wife. Want to come and bring your new gf? If so, let me know and we’ll pick you up.

Them: (2 hours later) 🦶🪐📐🪬 haha feel me?

America won the war against smoking in restaurants, which is nice.

Maybe we won because we didn’t actually have a war.