Be careful with a stungun. It requires close range confrontation, and It’s not effective if the assailant is drugged up or heavily drunk and ignores the shocks.

Mace gives good distance, and pepper in the eyes doesn’t care about the stimulants in your blood stream.

Also practice with it. A large number of people carry self defense tools and choke under pressure/fail to use it correctly during situations.

I got a bread maker for free. I asked my coworkers and THREE different people said they had a bread maker that’s just sitting there, unused as gifts that they don’t want.

I have it too. It’s glorious.

9 out of 10, it’s bots talking to bots.

But the 1 time, it was my doctor calling about something afterwards. I love it.

Unless you’re my friends, which is then this.

Them: wyd?

Me: (immediate response) Hey man. I’m going to wrap up work at 5pm, then I’m going to dinner with my wife. Want to come and bring your new gf? If so, let me know and we’ll pick you up.

Them: (2 hours later) 🦶🪐📐🪬 haha feel me?

America won the war against smoking in restaurants, which is nice.

Maybe we won because we didn’t actually have a war.