The fact that he took time to rip into a new employee on their first day rather than just fire you says more about them than you

Nerd!

Does the article need a picture of someone. Is he the gonorrhoea poster boy?

If I remember correctly, the trigger was the eye contact which was seen as a challenge.

Rookie numbers!

Proof /s

Avuncular - of or having the qualities of an uncle.

“His avuncular joke was both lazy and sexist”

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Looks like Wes Anderson’s dog

Leonardo pulls something out of his ass and throws it at a horrified Michelangelo

Edit: corrected names and apologized to my 7 year old self

What a stupid comment