You have 3 wishes.

First wish: I wish my last wish would count as me consuming two wishes. Second wish: I wish to have 0 wishes remaining.

First wish puts you down one wish, so ending at 2. Second wish removes one wish, so at one, then wish happens putting you at 0,

then because this second wish now becomes your last, as you have 0 remaining, the first wish then takes effect and consumes another wish, putting you to - 1 and overflowing.

Getting all that dopamine of a theoretical finished product, so you have no motivation to actually build the product. /cries in ADHD

So much this. We need to take back our time and cut down towards a 20 hour work week on average. 4 day work week is a START.

With open shell to replace the start menu:

Windows - > right right enter for shutdown.

Wibdows - > right right up up enter for hybernate

Do you have a poop fork next to the poop knife to help pick them up?

Unfortunately there is no cheat code or dupe glitch to help me beat lifting, as it is way too difficult. I chose the “physically disabled” trait at birth only to learn that it was the hardmode and no way to revert, and it’s pay to win to overcome. 2/10 game

Just cut it down. /s

You’ll get better over time, so it’s a time limited benefit.

The wrong ones.

I expected a normal meme. But alas, it is moth month. I like moth month.

If you are afraid to say it, try writing it down abs sending it as an email. Even if you write you don’t want to talk about it yet, it will help.

Also, your therapist WANTS you to say the hard stuff, but they can’t ask you for it directly, so it has to come from you.

Fired for not writing the quota number of lines even junior devs manage to hit.

Then you are just doing it wrong. Bread goes stale faster in the fridge due to easier crystallization

It’s not an attention defect, it’s an inability to direct the attention.

Usually future me 🙃

It’s also a spectrum. You can also be in the middle and be an omnivert.

Death by ignorance. You ate a mushroom that wasn’t the good mushroom.

I’m early thirties, I say this to friends (online and irl) if they talk to much.

Banned from reddit for mentioning the Nintendo character.

Prescriptive dictionaries vs descriptive dictionaries.

https://youtu.be/2qT8ZYewYEY