I do the sock, slipper, sock, slipper if I am going to be in the house. But in that case when I go out it turns into sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Oh heck life is funny!

I sit outside and do the sock, shoe, sock, shoe right before I head out.

When you get dressed is it sock, sock, shoe, shoe OR sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

You take your finger and go around in circles with your dogs ears. Very gently. When you are finished then you kiss your pup right in the middle of the forehead.

I will boop the snoot and I would also like to lolly those ears.

They say that it’s who you blow.

I will absolutely take that under consideration.

The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!

Calzone is sandwich?

I don’t actually think that you need to fake like you care about people. That is disingenuous. You can set time limits on how long you are willing to socialize. Let people know that you can come to their event but you need to leave by a certain time and stick to it. Leave when you promised yourself that you would, be that kind of friend to you. It’s okay to be a “mysterious” person and limit your social life. If you want to come off as a nice person you just need to be that person. That doesn’t mean that you should be a social person just be the person that you want to be for the allotted time. You tell yourself that you are only going to go for an hour and you really only need to be “that person” for an hour, you can do this. It takes a lot of practice, actually it’s all practice, but as you settle into who you really are it just becomes who you are.

Leaf blower. They are loud and the “breath” coming from them is pretty awesome.

That looks whorable

That particular type of sugar is very bad for your teeth. I am not a dentist and this isn’t dental advice.

Zuckerberg budget saver monster pops, cherry pineapple frozen treats.

My partner shows a VA card when asked.

I never knew that the void had such cute wiskers.

Oh The Nerve!

I have low numbers and it is a non-issue for me… NO STI!

I saw a human person use Tide laundry detergent to wash a Thanksgiving turkey.

Go brush your teeth!