I live in a first world country so things are different here.

Lol. Maybe in the US. My pay is great.

Right. Im just saying getting a degree that actually makes you employable is still worth it. People are really down on secondary education but its not all just useless.

Im a teacher. I cant teach without a degree. No amount of connections will change that.

I swear Americans have a very weird hangup about people having sex.

We would destroy your Whitehouse again but you seem to have that covered all by yourselves.

This reminds me. Ive got alligator meat in my freezer I need to eat up.

My coworker is autistic and is kind of an asshole. Can confirm.

Oh sorry. My brain is just a meat LLM. It doesnt always get the context.

This feels more about AI than phones.

Why do you work there?

Nah. Get fucked, bud.

Windows IS a mistake.

God I wish. If I didnt live in rural Canada I would ditch my car in a heartbeat.

Imagine paying for gas.

This meme brought to you by the EV gang.

*After a small subset of wealthy humans kill us all.

Have you ever read a Clive Cussler novel? That shit is everywhere and they’re objectively terrible. I would not shed a single tear for the smug fuck who wrote them if all his books got bean stains on them.

Damn.

Is a first edition of Harry Potter actually valuable?

Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!