The recording industry did.

Who pirates music anymore. Everyone has one of the streaming services for it, because they all have functionally all of the music. There’s no exclusive releases on one platform or another.

Well, maybe there is, I haven’t looked in a while. Maybe they’re enshitifying that too.

Somehow the TV/movie shit heads can’t figure the same thing out.

You’re not wrong.

Fun fact, since November 1998, there’s has always been a small number of humans that do not live on earth.

The international space station was launched November 20th, 1998, and has been continually manned during it’s entire service. So there’s always been a few humans living in space. Less than 100% of all humans that we know of, live on earth.

I certainly didn’t mean to imply any methods are perfect or without the opportunity to go wrong.

Hopefully nobody got that idea from what I said.

I’ll reiterate: I’m not a butcher, so my knowledge is limited. I do, however, still eat meat despite all that I know about it.

For the CEOs and shareholders, we’re all equally worthless and expendable.

Any one of them would happily leave you to die before losing any of their profits.

Yeah, I think decapitation is fine. I think this guy just cut their carotid, and hung them up to die.

Not a great way to go, honestly.

I’m familiar with some butchering methods, but I’m no butcher. I think that the most common practices in large butcher shops involve either decapitation, or a way of instantly killing the animal. Pretty sure they use a type of bolt “gun” for bovines that basically crushes their skull.

It seems like it is brutal, but their death is so instant, it is considered to be humane.

To be fair, from what I’ve seen if peacock behaviors, they’re dicks.

Animals being dicks is not a good enough reason to kill and eat them. They should also be tasty.

Is peacock tasty? I’ve never had any. Can we ask the guy in the news story?

10/10 reference. Would meme again.

It’s not the first few months of the pandemic anymore?

What year is it?

Clearly. Didn’t you read the post?

Also, I’m an ancestor now. Neato.

Us ancestors are also tired. FYI.

That’s pure skill. You are amazing at converting Ambien and whiskey to felonies.

Possibly the best turnaround for this exchange I’ve seen. Congrats.

When people call me, I have a mini panic attack worrying who is dead.

Usually it’s just someone calling to remind me that I have a balance due.

I’ve been using this.

Most callers aren’t paying enough attention and just leave a message like it’s voicemail.

0/10 effectiveness.

Prices going up and wages staying the same?

The same way it’s been for more than a decade?

And this is the basis that people used to justify voting for Trump?

People really are fucking stupid, aren’t they?

Thanks, I hate it.

Take your upvote and leave.

What gave it away?

There seems to be a nontrivial number of people who missed the joke.

Fair point.

Nice.

Well, the most used app is kind of the whole joke.

Having children demonstrates one of two things: wealth, or intelligence.

On one hand, if you can afford to overcome the obstacles, children seem like a good idea, usually from family wealth, since nobody is going to become wealthy. You’re either born into it, or you’re extremely lucky and you win the lotto or something, which is so unlikely it’s hardly worth mentioning.

On the other hand, if you’re too dumb to know how fucked we all are, or you’re too dumb to use protection in some form… Well. Yay kids? Idk.

Everyone with somewhere close to an “average” IQ, or better, who isn’t part of the upper class with family wealth, is basically represented here.