I suppose no matter where it comes from it won’t be any cleaner than the inside of that rusty old tap you never got around to replacing. As long as it doesn’t make me sick then I don’t really worry about it 🤷‍♂️

An utter lack of evidence thus far

With the exception of a few shows on Apple TV I try to mostly ignore whatever Apple is doing these days

I took Japanese in college and I didn’t realize until I started talking to actual Japanese people that the classes were teaching me the girliest princess honorifics possible lol

I get calls at work from people who talk like that and it drives me fucking crazy lol

I didn’t know they still made the hard plastic ones! They always make my ears hurt within like 20 minutes. The silicone ones aren’t perfect by any means but I’ve never had any major problems with them.

There might be for all I know!

Are you able to provide specific evidence that ghosts AREN’T real?

I didn’t know who this person was until I saw this post. I wish I still didn’t.

When the guy talks nonstop through the whole video. If that’s your thing then go for it and enjoy but it just makes the whole thing difficult to enjoy for me. The guy always sounds like some neckbeard who is getting laid for the first time in his life and thinks he’s supposed to recite every cringe line from every bad porn he’s ever seen. You’re not who I’m here for dude 🤮

It’s all just more of the MAGA crowds overwhelming need to “own the libs” at all costs. It’s kind of like the flat earth movement. It started off as a joke perpetuated by a bunch of trolls with nothing better to do, but once it grew to a certain point a bunch of people joined in who were too stupid to understand that it wasn’t supposed to be this serious. Now everyone in power is too embarrassed to try and undo any of the harm so they’re all just doubling down even though they know it’s all bullshit because they’d rather everyone think they were right even if it destroys society than to ever admit they might have made a mistake.

I used to know a Russian guy in college who would swear like this lol

I think the only exception is Punch Drunk Love which is coincidentally also the best movie he ever made

I’ve had a few miracle burgers. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t great either. It just kind of tasted like a mediocre fast food hamburger. I don’t eat burgers that often anymore so when I do have one I want it to be really good so I probably won’t get another one unless there’s some great innovation in plant based meat in the future.

I suppose it accomplishes its goal in that it does taste like a hamburger, just not a particularly great one

I kinda feel like the name is part of the problem there. If someone says they’re serving me something called a “miracle” burger the expectation created is that it will taste exceptionally good, or at least better than average

I’m 43 and I just got my first pair about 4 months ago. It took me about 2 weeks to get used to them but it still throws me off a little now and then. I apparently had a number of vision issues I had just been stubbornly dealing with without realizing it lol I don’t get splitting headaches every day now so I call it a win

You’re the man now, dawg!

Have you tried fumigation? Like bug bombs or getting an exterminator to do it professionally? You might have to leave your house for a couple of days but it would attack all of them at once that way

Tell them you want a meeting in person to discuss exactly what the investment plan is and what they envision coming from it. If they really wanted to invest “millions” then they won’t mind meeting in person

You bastard!

You k*lled Ben!

Oh, Ben! Oh!

…And your babies.

Oh, oh… They’re hatching.

They’re orphans…