I get the same thing just calling in to my favorite podcast to leave a voicemail. Which is especially odd since they are somewhat successful, not not enough that something like leaving a VM should make me nervous at all.

I’m in this picture, and I don’t like it.

Look ma, no hands!

Witness the magical healing ear and the vulva neck just below…

Apparently some ultra religious tik tok accounts are saying that they know when it’s going down regardless of the bible stating that no man will know the day or the hour.

If we lived in the Godfather universe, this would be a very appropriate warning.

100% same!

I feel as though that would taste like shit…

Walter was such a fantastic character. That show was so much better than it had any right to be… although that last season kinda sucked, but it was overall fire regardless.

No, the scientist who just discovered this is going to die horribly and somehow his notes will all disappear. No one will know how it happened, and they will investigate for 6 months, or until everyone forgets, and find no further leads.

The accurate response to this is “a whale’s vagina.” Idk how one can live there and not know this.

I always killed him. Fuck that guy.

Those and The Mandalorian would probably be more up your alley as an adult. Also I’m sure folks will want to include Andor on that list, but I found it to be boring mostly.

How dare you post this in shitpost? I giggled and related to it… these are not the qualities of a shitpost.

It is indeed

Customer: “can I get a coffee, black?”

Robinson: “can’t you see I’m talkin, white?”

If they made fresh chicken that place would be so fire. Unfortunately every time I’ve been there every piece of my meal- chicken, fries, Mac- all taste approximately 4-8 hours old. It’s inedible garbage that tastes as though if it were fresh it would be some of the most bomb chicken I’ve ever had. I’ve even got at different times of day when it would most likely be fresh, but apparently they make all their food at 5AM just for it to sit under heat lamps until they close… then reheat that same trash the following day just to save money.

I’m happy to know that I’m not the only one who notices this. Democrats lay out a beautiful table with a wonderful meal for all, repubs come in and say “wow, look what I made!” And then proceed to have a food fight, after which a dem has to come in and clean it up. The one that I’m curious about is Carter leading into the 80s. Did he do things to set the economy up proper, or was it the result of a rubber band effect from the global economy being overall shit at the time.

No, but you’d better believe I’ll be bumping that on the way to work tomorrow. Even though they’re one of my top bands, I haven’t check much as of late since their last release was about 9 years ago, and I didn’t think it was too good.

I did. Apparently him and James Gunn are close friends. But he’s only in the second one.