Duty is duty.

Lies are never acceptable choices.

That’s good: it keeps them busy. You know, like Fortnight keeps crazy kids from other games.

kill -9. Why reboot if you can kill?

P.S. They would permaban me for this message on Reddit.

Well, as I said I lack experience :(

Sorry, I don’t have any experience in anything and I don’t know much about something. But I can type this: “GGKJDGgkjdsgakKGKJDGhkwGHJKKK”.

Cool, huh? Alas, I lack experience, but I improve myself from time to time.

I can even quit from vim!

Just stop feeding them. Nintendo is bad, mkay? And their games are mediocre at best.

Sorry, I never ate neither tortoise soup nor hippo stew. So, no moisture.

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

What exactly is the problem?

Still better than those “I’m out of ideas, so here is the empty picture”

Why not? For example, I know nothing about wine and buy it very rarely when I am tired of beer. I look at the price and the amount of sugar. White/red? I don’t care? Dry(no idea how it is called in English)? I don’t even know what that means exactly.

Just don’t tell French or they will send Legion or something…

Time to move from DVI to DP.

Windows: We’ll show you advertisements even in the terminal running in Arch. Isn’t it AWESOME?!

No, it not 1643 anymore.

Well, if Romans will perchance feed you to the lions… we won’t be sad.

Don’t let a tragedy to overshadow the sanitary requirements!

Different tools for different jobs. You don’t use a horse to lift bricks to the roof. So kids for driving, horses for sausages and billionaires with bureaucrats for the New Year tree toys.

Yeah, AI is infamous for fingers and, I suppose, toes.

Trust a bone to a human? Why? That doesn’t make any sense. Stupidest thing ever. No dog would make anything so stupid. Totally unrealistic comic. Boo.