If you don’t snort them slide em this way.

And yet he said there were none. So, still inaccurate.

Your statement about nukes in the Middle East was inaccurate.

They said what they said.

As a child in second grade we were asked what our favorite thing in the world was. I wrote sleep.

Working with customer service I can promise that people with names like Treasure and Precious… aren’t.

Am I the only one disappointed with how she pronounced been?

I’ve kept snails as pets. They are amazing.

Probably. But I don’t mind the content because it not algorithm driven.

Always feel like somebodies watching me.

Used the can opener for tomatoes of all things.

There’s immediate family and extended family.

received training to operate <insert machine>

Or

used <machine> to <complete task>

Such an enlightened opinion.

Fantastic point, I completely agree.

Not surprised you’re coming in with the pp facts.

What about reefer madness?!

As if Heaven was a place.

We build systems to manage day care licenses in the state instead of buying someone else’s product.

I work in state government and we insist on building our own systems. This is too fucking true and why it’s funny.