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Cake day: October 23rd, 2023
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On chess, there is a moment in 2001: a Space Odyssey wherein HAL and Frank Poole are playing chess. A more attentive person than me pointed out HAL cheated. I paused and looked at the board forever. I almost gave up. I thought I would never figure it out. Finally figured it out! I have never felt so smart for wasting so much time.
23·1 day agoI can’t help but feel I would have enjoyed this so much more if he asked to be turned into a queen and then told all the enemies to sashay away.
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.
4·2 months agoAlso, the sunlight suggests it’s summer in the first photo (or at least not winter).
1·2 months ago2001: A Space Odyssey
The person who had your number previously used WhatsApp. Maybe they are still using that number for WhatsApp.
It’s a little weird that syphilis and chlamydia are way more euphonic than they ought to be. They just roll off the tongue and feel so good to say.
Pedophiles in the olympics, our strange toilets with the “poop shelf”; I just can’t win today.
Edit: it’s so you can inspect it. How is everyone else inspecting their poo?
I made a rather mean comment and I am disappointed in myself. It was meant as a joke. Please accept my apology.
7·3 months agoDid you put it back in the refrigerator? Did Mom find it under your bed? This wasn’t an accident; someone made an intentional power move and your family is toxic.
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When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I’d be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Money? How did you know?
Trying to get everyone saying things properly is like hurting cats.
5·4 months agoAlso, if the water coming out of your faucet is hot enough to harm you, turn down the temperature of your water heater. You will save quite a bit of money too.
Edit: and check the anode in your water heater every 5-ish years. So much cheaper and easier to replace that than the entire tank. Pay attention to your water heater.
