Tool-Lost keys/Rosetta stoned. Maybe the stoner really did see something out in the desert.

Hello

More the equivalent of a parent using your full name before telling you to do something… But it is your own mental monologue.

3rd person.

If my employer wants to be ‘like a family,’ then they shouldn’t have an issue with a meltdown on company time.

I shouldn’t be paranoid about him double billing me/my insurance.

Not all therapists are good ones.

This one works in my company. If you have a ticket with no actionable items (you can’t do anything to improve it or it is complete), then you use that lack of actionable items to make a timer to close it, or pressure the team you’re waiting on.

This isn’t tax breaks, it is EPA economy vs passenger space rules meant to force automakers to develop more fuel efficient engines. Instead, automakers keep extending the cabs and wheelbase. That’s why all the big trucks are super cabs with tiny beds.

Maybe don’t constantly tell your 13 year old to get a job if they want something, then sabotage any attempt they make at getting a job?

Maybe don’t have a kid so you have something resembling a proto-personality beyond self absorbed narcissism.

Don’t expect a kid to fix a failing marriage.

sometimes the kid saying that is a little shit. Sometimes it is the parents that are the problem.

ALAN!

Obd2 software so I can diagnose and repair my car. This is more than a dtc scanner, I need to be able to trend values and flash/program modules without a $15k tablet with $50k of yearly software.

We congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.

Already exists: duolicious

You can go to any bakery and order a cake, take it home, and eat it by yourself. Same energy.

Measuring cup from Walmart. Packaging said dishwasher safe. It was not.

Better Homes Food chopper that couldn’t be disassembled to clean it. Potato chunks got pulled up into the housing by the blades and just rotted there with no way to access it. The exact same model is still sold in stores.

One of these is wage theft. Don’t enable that shit.

Book cypher. 2 copies of the exact same book. The cypher is an agreed upon system of indicating letters or words.

I’ll go with what I call the nihilistic safety valve: suicide is a deliberate act, which means you care how your life ends. It then follows that you care too much about something.

You don’t mess with my stuff, I don’t ask questions and leave the key in the outdoor faucet. Please turn it off when you’re done.

People don’t have to work. This is the assumption the entire house of cards is built on. Those at the top need you to work so they realistically don’t have to.