I would be surprised if this isn’t already a thing
I would be surprised if this isn’t already a thing
That’s the current total. There’s road work routing more people through there at the moment, but there kind of always is. Penny’s also getting a lot more attention now, so the historical numbers may be underreported
My dad bought a bunch of these, and gave them out to the whole family for Christmas lol
I have one on my tablet. I think it’s pretty humorous
Rimjob at the guillotine? Call that eating cake
I used to live in a place like where you do now. There’s a chance you’ll run into someone cool, but it’s very low. I had to move to the city to form an actual friend group
Businesses keeping bankers hours, especially banks, should stop immediately. How could it possibly be a good idea to only be open during the main times that no one has free time to run errands? Why do I have to use PTO to go to the mechanic, or the doctor? Why can’t these places, which require you to visit them in person, be open during the days and hours during the week that people actually have time to visit them in person?
I didn’t know you were on Lemmy, dad!
You can blame Star Trek for this one. They’re constantly having to deal with Dampening fields. And the only time it was actually a field that keeps things wet, Tom got in trouble for fixing it 😞
If Shakespeare can change the meaning of words, so can I
Used to work at a local resort. One time, Kid Rock rented out the whole top floor of the hotel, and requested no staff go up there during his stay. Of course, it’s a hotel full of minimum wage teenagers, so intra-staff communication is abysmal. A maid ended up running into a naked Kid Rock holding a bag of cocaine lol
I see what you were going for, but I think privacy respecting device recommendations are too normal here for anyone to expect a joke
Coredy Robot Vacuum Cleaner, 1700Pa on Amazon. It’s not available there, but it’s gotta be out there somewhere
My Coredy is the epitome of a dumb vacuum. It doesn’t connect to wifi, it doesn’t have an app, it doesn’t even make a map of the house as it goes. All it has is a remote with a seven segment display for a timer, and a can-do attitude
Turns out, the Electoral College can actually do the opposite of what it was intended for!
My rule of thumb is, if I’ve heard of it (outside of my niches), it’s not actually a high end brand
That Babylon Bee headline, while not as punchy as it would have been from the Onion, is actually kind of funny for once
Where I live, we have a chain called Cottage Inn, that started on city over. They’re my choice pretty much every time. They’re open late for delivery, and make better pizza than the big chains 100% of the time, plus, since the mega-corps have increased their prices so much over the last couple years, Cottage Inn is basically the same price as well
Can’t relate
It would be pretty funny if airplane manufacturers trademarked their con-trails, so each type of plain left a different trail behind