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It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now
Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
What about my warm water port?
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day
It’s coming right for us! Shoot it!
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
I too, would be happy to have a $275 mil tax bill.
Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?
I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.